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She whooped me

03 Monday Mar 2014

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12 again, adult, against tattoos, agree, amazement, bad example, bad food, blurted, cancellation, children, drinks, drove, Egg and Dart, friends, great company, insolent, joke, last minute, laughed, let her, lunch, matching tattoos, mid-town, mom, naked, person, piss her off, pissed, small, stood there, talked, tattoo shop, tattoos, whooped

After weeks and weeks of planning and last-minute cancellation my best friends and I finally had lunch together. It was so nice to sit down and chat just the three of us. We went to a place called Egg and Dart in mid-town. The food was bad but the company was great. Our drinks on the other had were yummers.

drinksWe talked and talked so more than I blurted out that we should get matching tattoos. I was kinda joking, inside I knew my friends would never agree to that but to my amazement they agreed so after we were done we drove to the tattoo shop and got matching tattoos. Now my mother is very against tattoos I have three  before these two I just got and she didn’t speak to me for a long time after getting them. I decided not to tell her till the next day and when I did she whooped me. Yes you heard right she spanked me like I was 12 again. It pissed me off but I stood there and let her hit me then I laughed because I knew it would piss her off. I’m an adult for heaven sake!! I live on my own pay my own bill. They are so small and only the person sleeping with me and I can see them. She was pissed and let it all out how I’m such a bad example for my kids for getting tattoos, and that I’m an insolent child.

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This is under my ribcage, right under my bra

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You scared???

29 Tuesday Jan 2013

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JesusThis morning on my way to work I heard a story that kind of made me giggle because I pictured the way the whole thing went down and what was going through the thief’s head. Thankfully it didn’t take a turn for the worst. So a group of 15 women in Lake City, Fla. were having a jewelry party when a man came in and tried to rob the women. He told the women to hand over their phones and money, and thinking it was a joke one them started laughing. He then put the gun to the homeowner’s head and that when they all realized that it was not a joke, she then stood up and said “In the name of Jesus, get out of my house now.” while the other woman chanted “Jesus, Jesus, Jesus”. The chanting scared off the crook and the woman called the police and gave a description of the man. He was later arrested for another crime done prior to the home invasion. Hooray to these women for having the balls to do this and scarring the thief!!

Like a wife or a mother?? That is the question

11 Monday Jun 2012

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On Saturday I went to the doctor with my husband for the third time in less than 2 weeks. We had to get results for an exam the doctor had performed. We were quite nervous because we didn’t know what he had the results would reveal them. They took our information down and I took the initiative to fill out his papers work. We sat in the waiting area and shortly after we were called back. The doctor came in soon after. He asked how we were and assumed I was the Mrs. He wasn’t the same doctor we originally saw so he had a few questions. He asked my husband about the wound and how it came about and what followed days after. My husband answered but gave a very quick explanation, no details. I felt the doctor needed more in depth explanation so I described more in details what had occurred and what followed next day by day. The doctor acknowledged what I said and he checked my husband’s wound and determined all was well. The exams came back negative which filled us with relieve.  Soon after he was getting ready to discharge us when he asked if we had any questions, I quickly asked a million questions before my husband got a chance to speak. Before answering all my questions the doctor looked at my husband, laughed and said “welcome to marriage” I took such an offense to that. They both laugh what seems like 15 minutes, he finally answered my questions and we walked out.

On our way home my husband kept telling me how funny the doctors comment was. I wasn’t amused one bit because I was the subject of the joke. After a few minutes of laughing to himself, my husband looked at me and said “you mean to tell me that bothered you” I replied with scorn that it did because all I was doing was trying to be a good wife and watch out for him. That’s when he said words that grabbed my soul and shook me, and served for a good wake up call.  “Being married is like having a new mother” That set me off because instead of acknowledging my good deed I felt I was being mocked. But the more I got to thinking the more I understood what the doctor said. I guess its true I didn’t realize it but I sometimes act like a mother with my husband.

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